August 11, 2009

Fatman Junk

Last night after work I made a quick stop at Pep Boys to have my tires aligned. After waiting for roughly an hour in a waiting room with old auto magazines and a small TV stuck on the Hollywood gossip channel, I quickly found myself watching the clock wishing I had something to entertain me. In walks “fatman”.



Now this is not a picture of the “fatman” that walked into the Pep Boys waiting lounge, but there are a lot of similarities. The major difference being everything you don’t see on this man, well, you saw it on the man at Pep Boys. His shorts had a major hole in the crotch, and apparently he didn’t enjoy wearing underwear. Not only could you see his package – it was partially hanging out of the hole! I thought about taking a picture of this dude and his exposed junk to post on the blog, but found more than one reason not to (what if he caught me taking a picture of his manhood, what would my mom think when she read my blog, etc.). Although I didn’t necessarily enjoy seeing this, it definitely put a smile on my face. It was even funnier to watch other people’s reactions to it.

Moral of the story, be careful what you wish for.

5 comments:

  1. That is the nastiest thing I have ever heard. Also congrats on the baby. Do you know what you having? I love the name Sadie for a girl. (ps: if you dont remember who I am, I used to work in the LCC with you.)

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  2. Of course I remember you......we are having a girl!

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  3. This man is very attractive. Just make sure your baby doesn't end up looking like him. We found out that we are having a girl this week so we will take the second place name on your list.

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  4. Um, woah. That was definitely something entertaining.

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  5. Meg- you won my latest giveaway- i'm searching for your e-mail address now. if you get to me before i can get to you (does that even make sense?) e-mail me at downandoutchic@gmail.com!

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